Card Set #2 Inscriptions
- If puffballs were to choose the most beautiful puffball of all, would they choose one round and fat, or one lean and tall?
- Women who fail with men seek the counsel of psychotherapists. Men who fail with women become psychotherapists.
- Humility is the last lesson learned, the first forgot.
- Anger acknowledged is information; anger acted upon, error.
- A single rose is an expression of love; a dozen, an admission of guilt.
- Being honest is like paddling upstream. It’s a helluva lot easier not to and we can’t take even a moment’s break without backsliding.
- Inside every adult seeking adulation is a child still coming home to an empty house.
- To see our children succeed, we need only give them our time. To see them fail, we need only give them our wealth.
- There are two ways to get out of a hole – wait for someone to come along and figure out the first; close our eyes and imagine the second.
- Cross-stitched into every enduring marriage is the anchor floss of an enduring friendship.
- A creative mind is the quill pen of a rebellious spirit.
- The wise farmer celebrates not when he hears thunder, but when he feels the rain.
- One cannot be simultaneously content and aware of what time it is.
- In death, the great equalizer is the casket; in life the commode.
- The reason we tend to prefer pets over people is because pets don’t break our hearts until the very end.
- Laughing one’s self to death would seem to preclude any need for a wake.
- Ignorance is the worst of evils for it is the witch’s brew of all others.
- The true leader runs not for office but from it.
- Arrogance is like a suit of armor; it makes us perfectly invulnerable until such time we need to relieve ourselves.
- Hope is the stirrup we use to climb into the saddle of each day.